i want to catch everyone on fire

fuck you florida


i reckon i will beat off and go to sleep now, no shower

i got a car today. it's small and red. a very hot commodity for the hispanic gentiles of today. if you guess the make and model, i'll give you a deep purple-"deepest of purple" greatest hits tape. call (813)635-6337 to guess

xo

i've been eating so much i am going to go to the sonic's now i want a route 44 slush half watermelon have blue coconut it's like 3 flavors for one price god this is miserable help me

i never knew how cool it would be to be shit broke
i never knew how cool it would be to total my automobile
i never knew how cool it would be to not want to get up in the morning
i never knew how cool it would be to be jobless


i feel great about everything right now. the world needs another starving half-artist, right?


kill me in my sleep god, and reincarnate me as zooey deschanel's leotard


OK that's it

i totaled my van today

RIP

heaven is a despackled hole

spray paint on all of the clocks


i'm going to bed, fuuuuuuck this

Ha Ha Ha I'm surrounded by wrecked buildings

i woke up with a nonexistent throat today and blew my front tire driving

jonathan richmond better be cool

 life= barf

 6025 is the most underrated punk muscian ever

classes i'm taking this semester:

psychological statistics: this will probably be an hour and a half of jessica telling me how ugly girls in the class are, which will be cool when the same girls catch me staring at them.

italian: points for the dickhead i call myself. it's the most intriguing class i've taken so far. no points for the gross girls in said class.

death and dying: it's as cool as it sounds. will learn about what happens when a child dies, decomposition of a body, burial culture, and how much pussy morticians get.


good summer. i predict this school year will be fairly good.

THIS MUST WORK 

poor Susan Atkins

simpsons porno is cool

zzzaaaaaa

i am a self-centered tasteless fuckface and couldn't be happier about it. 

ever since i kicked that rabbit on sunday, my feet have been wet. like WET wet. y god y??